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Career Progression: π° CEO
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iHate Corp β’ 2-14-22
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Unattainable Beauty Standards
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Reviews
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Sara is quite experienced despite being less than 200 years of age. Still, she needs to grasp the concept of investing in tulip bulbs - the next big thing!
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Capable of sufficiently pushing paper, despite birth defect of only have two legs and two eyes. She pushed paper all over the office, everyday, for a year before someone asked her who she was and how did she get in the building. She ate their soul and now runs their division.
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Hottest Profile
May. 10, 2022
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May. 10, 2022
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May. 9, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
May. 9, 2022
Endorsements
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Borg
only has 3 endorsements... for now
Out of Office
Meta meta
Jibbly doo dah
Correct pronunciation of scone.