Dan “Meat Piston” Williams
AI Luminary | TED Talker | Adult Diaper Enthusiast

1+1 = ∞

It’s not always easy being a household name. Having built four successful Fortune 100 companies before I was 30, I am constantly being asked to share my vast knowledge and unparalleled insights with others. I help companies drive innovation to get real results, and do it all from my man-sized baby crib.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 4, 2021
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern

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Pissed on meat

Enjoys sponge baths

Elephant Trunk Piston

He's Got the Meats

Inferior Number of Legs