Joseph P. Sixpack, Esquire
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Personally Unfulfilled. Professionally Catastrophic.

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A former CEO of mine once told me, "Joe - you're definitely a unique individual". Then he successfully managed me out. But I know that what he (and countless HR departments) really meant... was that I have something special to offer the world of business. Just maybe not THAT specific business. And don't believe anything you've heard about the incident near the women's restroom at Zillow. Greatly exaggerated.

Started Shlinkin' Jun. 23, 2021
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Career Progression: 💰 CEO
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Sixpackilicious

Not a bribe

A good home for unwanted biscuits

Eat my dick you goddamn punk, ahem... hello Joseph

Self entitlement

D̶i̶s̶c̶r̶e̶t̶i̶o̶n Blackmailing

Ooohhh ladyboys

Has at least 3 burner accounts

Sexy Boi (go get 'em, ya dirty old dog!)

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Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #34

Owner of Spongy, Moist, Mouth

Bought my ad

Respectable breakdancing skills

Escquired 6 Packs Of Dank Blunts — Danks 4 Buying

Communicative Gunner

No time to read

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