Bill “Beta” Gates
The rich single dude with the hair


Failed upwards for the past 40 years

Started Shlinkin' May. 3, 2021
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern

Trophy Case


    Bud Light Platinum Refreshing Runner Up

    Jun. 22, 2021


    Bud Light Platinum Refreshing Runner Up

    Jun. 14, 2021


    Participation Trophy

    May. 13, 2021


    May. 3, 2021

+ Endorse

Get your hands on a disk of IBM DOS and run.

Rich, but not a dick about it.

Sad to hear about the divorce.. now we are two.

have more billions than you.. fking nerd

Curing chlamydia or something

Accept all Cookies and i'll be a loyal friend.

Micro Soft Shlong

Hates mosquitoes

+Wrote software I use to add up columns of numbers

Software god, Bought CPM, Sold DOS

Giving birth to Clippy

MS-DOS 6.22

Windows for Workgroups

All men have 3.5" floppies

Great egg receptacle!