Bill “Beta” Gates
The rich single dude with the hair

Excel

Failed upwards for the past 40 years

Started Shlinkin' May. 3, 2021
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Get your hands on a disk of IBM DOS and run.

Tim Apple

Rich, but not a dick about it.

Brain @ 4AM 🧠

Sad to hear about the divorce.. now we are two.

Beff Jezos

have more billions than you.. fking nerd

Beff Jezos

Curing chlamydia or something

Hank VanHandsome

Accept all Cookies and i'll be a loyal friend.

The Cookie Monster

HNIC

Bored Lyron

Micro Soft Shlong

Papi

He even lifts!

Zanzilore “The Richard Branson of Northeast Pennsylvania” “Two Shoes”

Hates mosquitoes

Lord Disruptio of Silliconia

+Wrote software I use to add up columns of numbers

Brian Winnerchap-Winning

Software god, Bought CPM, Sold DOS

Dave from Accounting

Giving birth to Clippy

I'mabard Kingdom Brunel

MS-DOS 6.22

Bogdanoff

Windows for Workgroups

Bogdanoff

All men have 3.5" floppies

Rudolph the Reindeer

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Clap Master

Great egg receptacle!

Office Spider

Very BASIC

Doctor Evil-Seuss