Second in command at North Pole Industries. Elf rustler. Diplomat to China from Christmas Corp.
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
Yearly Bonus (Inverse Edition)
Office Spider • 11-2-21
Dave from Accounting • 9-24-21
Elizabeth Anne Holmes • 9-22-21
Looking shit up
Bored Lyron • 5-4-21
Every year during performance review, I always compare their picture before and after and wonder whether they had a red nose at some point or not.
Commander Brenda Toad Febrezeius
Please, can some one dust my wets?
Oct. 27, 2021. You’ve watched Rudolf from afar
Left piles of weird chocolate balls on roof after visiting at Christmas. Not sure why but they were delicious
Marketer of the Week
May. 2, 2022
Sep. 27, 2021
delivers on fucking time
Spearheaded Global Expansion of Green Santa Inc
Star employee - Shined his nose on my behind
GOT MY STICK TO THE RINK BEFORE PUCK DROP
Has my kidney
Can Deliver 1,000 Egg Spawn Easily
Has got a shiny nose.
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #35
Brings light to the masses
pulling his weight
Missing Red Nose