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Second in command at North Pole Industries. Elf rustler. Diplomat to China from Christmas Corp.
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
Yearly Bonus (Inverse Edition)
Office Spider • 11-2-21
Computer
Dave from Accounting • 9-24-21
Hung Jury
Elizabeth Anne Holmes • 9-22-21
Looking shit up
Bored Lyron • 5-4-21
Reviews
+ Review-
Every year during performance review, I always compare their picture before and after and wonder whether they had a red nose at some point or not.
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Left piles of weird chocolate balls on roof after visiting at Christmas. Not sure why but they were delicious
Trophy Case
Marketer of the Week
May. 2, 2022
Participation Trophy
Sep. 27, 2021
Endorsements
+ Endorsedelivers on fucking time
Spearheaded Global Expansion of Green Santa Inc
Star employee - Shined his nose on my behind
GOT MY STICK TO THE RINK BEFORE PUCK DROP
best reindeer
Has my kidney
2-Day Delivery
PRIME
Logistics Expert
Can Deliver 1,000 Egg Spawn Easily
Brony Activist
Has got a shiny nose.
Elderberry schnapps
Inspirational
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #35
Brings light to the masses
pulling his weight
best reindeer
Missing Red Nose