Dave from Accounting | I know all the numbers. I use Excel alot.

Dave from Accounting

I know all the numbers. I use Excel alot.

I've gone places and done things. Some things I can't discuss. I've forgotten how to use software that were 'state of the art' before you graduated from Elementary School. I'm really good at drinking coffee. If I'm not putting numbers into little boxes, you can find me by the coffee machine bragging to interns about all the floppy disks and CD-ROMS I have of pirated software. Always looking for new opportunities to drink coffee.

Started Shlinkin' Jul. 25, 2021

Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern

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Jan. 11, 2022. You reported directly to Dave

Showed me his floppy disc 💾
Mr Crap

I once sold a lemur to a monkey. That's how you know I am "Mr Crap good business"

Oct. 17, 2021. You managed Dave directly

Every business has a "Dave from accounting" and now I know why. "Dave" is actually an accounting hivemind controlled by a central intelligence with drones across the world. I'm through the looking glass now and am forever changed. Stygian vistas of emptiness fill my mind when I close my eyes. 5 star

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Sofee P Vaynerchuck

Fixing spreadsheets

Sofee P Vaynerchuck

Dabbing up the coffee drips with your tie

Nurse ratchet

Nice guy

Melissa Mathews

Mediocre at Self Promotion.

Dave from Accounting

Hides our faults during earnings

Peggy Carter

Cooking the books

Catra

Finding tactical solutions to strategic problems.

Dave from Accounting

Accounting

William Henry Harrison

Doesn't fuck up my coffee order too often

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Wears corduroy pants only on fridays.

Nurse ratchet

Making a mean alcoholic beverage

Roy Kent

DFAS Double-Entry Ledger Contest, March, 1971 1st

General Mark 'Milk' Milley

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Ideal face to crawl on

Office Spider

money scented bath bombs

Your Upline, Belinda

Always shares data in PDF format

Darryl Bootschlicker

number gimnastics

ElonMust

Knows how to look busy

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