Cat Boss
Feral cat turned CEO venture catitalist. If I can do it, anyone can πŸ’―πŸ’ͺ😼


People say raising capital is tough, but when u've had to sell the brand of URSELF as a starving alleycat to a Human family, trust me, the rest comes easy. i made it from porch to master bedroom in 13 days using a combination of meow loudly, cute-kitty-face, and be at the right place at the right time. once i made it Inside, i launched 2 startups: FeedMe, which produces 2 daily meals (soon to be 3), and HackItUp, a surprise hairball subscription service.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 5, 2021
Career Progression: πŸ’΅ Paid Intern
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