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I graduated top of my class in the 4-week MBA course, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in Excel, and I have over 300 confirmed VLOOKUPS.
I am trained in passive-aggressive warfare and I’m the top PowerPoint developer in the entire US armed consultancies. Not only am I extensively trained in stakeholder combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Scaled Agile Framework and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your insubordinate ass off the face of the company.
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Darryl instils fear and hatred in equal and unequal amounts. He cant be stopped and he must be stopped and is unstoppable and unmovable. God damn what a man.
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Finally a client who appreciates the art of licking
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