Darryl Bootschlicker
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I graduated top of my class in the 4-week MBA course, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in Excel, and I have over 300 confirmed VLOOKUPS.

I am trained in passive-aggressive warfare and I’m the top PowerPoint developer in the entire US armed consultancies. Not only am I extensively trained in stakeholder combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Scaled Agile Framework and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your insubordinate ass off the face of the company.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 17, 2021
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