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Is your baby SOFT? Is your baby in need of an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT? I am the man who can show you just how to DANGLE the little prole.
Career Progression: 💼 Middle Manager
Approved Licensed Cat Dance
HughGPT • 2-24-23
Platitude
Todger Dick Ticklewitz • 2-18-23
Platitude
Todger Dick Ticklewitz • 2-16-23
Trophy Case
Marketer of the Week
Mar. 27, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Mar. 13, 2023
Participation Trophy
Feb. 27, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Feb. 21, 2023
Networking Virginity
Feb. 18, 2023
Endorsements
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New phone, who is it?
Superior Dangling Algorithm (for now)
Poltergeist
Inferior Number of Legs