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Is your baby SOFT? Is your baby in need of an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT? I am the man who can show you just how to DANGLE the little prole.
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His nose is simply amazing and has a mild taste of vanilla and honeycomb if you ever get the chance. For some reason I never recall seeing him on the "naughty or nice" list as a child, probably because he was born at his current age. You're my number one customer!
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Feb. 18, 2023
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