Ghost of Michael Jackson's Danglebaby
Centuries of dangling infants has lead to this. Its time, America.


Is your baby SOFT? Is your baby in need of an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT? I am the man who can show you just how to DANGLE the little prole.

Started Shlinkin' Feb. 17, 2023
Career Progression: 💼 Middle Manager
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