Since first discovering the extent of his own charm and expertise, Tim has been holistically energising organisations all over the local universe, effectively closing any gains from outside of the environment and inhibiting a more relaxed authentication hemisphere, often resulting in a particular services exchange above and beyond the executive decision layer.
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
Office Spider • 10-21-21
Al Dente • 6-17-21
Ham? Bears? Face? Delivered.
Harry Gateaux • 9-4-21
Bain W. Kuang • 9-7-21
Tim raised chickens all his life and, in the end, he became the chicken tender
Tim and I spent many hours together in retro. He told some good stories. It was epic.
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Nov. 8, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 6, 2021
Elbows. Amazing elbow usage.
Underwater Smoking (without facemask)
Making omelettes without breaking eggs
Making omelettes (only 1 egg broken)
Cow hoof entrepreneur
Expert poultry preparation.
Has the ability to fit in most tight spaces
Arachnophobic Agitator in the Workplace
Creative use of lavatory paper
Has a nice shed
A very large spatch.