Poseidon “Belly Button” Zizmor
Born on 42069, SPAC PIPE crypto leveraged options investor

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My approach is simple: Borrow 20x ur net worth, GME, BTC, AMC, naked calls. Enjoy trillionaire status

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 6, 2021
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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