

Melon+
In a digatal age defined by perrfection, I proudly swim against the current, making typos the centerpiece of my storied career.
With over 25 years in the bisness of makeing & celebrating mistake, I've consulted for top corpoorations, ensuring their content is just imperfect enough to be memorable. Why strive for 100% accuracy when you can be 100% original?
As an influential thought leader in the fast-growing Typo-First Movement, I’m committed to globally.🚀
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
Employee Rights
Office Spider • 7-28-23
Personal Boston Terrier Assistant
Joseph P. Sixpack, Esquire • 9-5-23
T-Rex
Jenny “Two Chains” Chen • 10-4-23
sHamilton
Dr. Science, PhD (Self-Assigned) • 10-28-21
Reviews
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Turns the world of spelling upside-dwon.
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Has an abumdance of white out for my screen when I make mistakes typing my word docs. I meant to rate fvie stars but I axidently put 2. 🤷🏼♀️
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The Social Climber Award
Oct. 16, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Oct. 9, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Oct. 9, 2023
Networking Virginity
Oct. 3, 2023
Endorsements
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