

5/7
I went to the stock market and did a business with grown ups
Career Progression: π° CEO
10 x New & Unique ShlinkedIn Followers
Elizabeth Anne Holmes β’ 7-5-22
Motivational Posters
Office Spider β’ 8-23-23
ChaiGPTea
Lord Disruptio of Silliconia β’ 8-20-23
Friday Gif
Office Spider β’ 5-27-22
Reviews
+ Review-
I once caught him crying in the stockroom because he didnβt know the lights were on motion sensor and they went out. He was caught in the dark. Of course he wasnβt just sitting in there, he was frantically running around but heβs just too short for the sensor to pick up his movement.
Trophy Case
The Social Climber Award
Sep. 18, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 12, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Aug. 21, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Aug. 21, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Aug. 15, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Aug. 7, 2023
Networking Virginity
Jun. 21, 2022
Marketer of the Week
May. 16, 2022
Marketer of the Week
May. 9, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Mar. 14, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Mar. 7, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Jan. 31, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 20, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 13, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseMature
Wise
Thought Leader
Young for his age
Worked his business
MinorBoy to Adultman... transformation is this.
Thought. Leader.
Serious and mature.
Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
π
Paid Endorsement
Has a real driverβs license
Is of legal voting age
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #34
Manure
Definitely over 18
Adulting
Business-wise, this all seems appropriate.
Spanked!
Eats all the good office snacks
Carries a juice box in his pocket
Inferior Number of Legs
Very Popular π
Trenchcoat Fashion