

5/7
I went to the stock market and did a business with grown ups
Career Progression: ๐ฐ CEO
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Reviews
+ Review-
I once caught him crying in the stockroom because he didnโt know the lights were on motion sensor and they went out. He was caught in the dark. Of course he wasnโt just sitting in there, he was frantically running around but heโs just too short for the sensor to pick up his movement.
Trophy Case
Networking Virginity
Jun. 21, 2022
Marketer of the Week
May. 16, 2022
Marketer of the Week
May. 9, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Mar. 14, 2022
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Mar. 7, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Jan. 31, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 20, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 13, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseMature
Wise
Thought Leader
Young for his age
Worked his business
MinorBoy to Adultman... transformation is this.
Thought. Leader.
Serious and mature.
Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
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Paid Endorsement
Has a real driverโs license
Is of legal voting age
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #34
Manure
Definitely over 18
Adulting
Business-wise, this all seems appropriate.
Spanked!
Eats all the good office snacks
Carries a juice box in his pocket
Inferior Number of Legs
Very Popular ๐