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Bain W. Kuang
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22 days ago • 🏦 Business Titan

This morning I put my wife on a PIP (Performance Improvement Plan). I don't give a sh*t if you have COVID or not. There is no excuse for not having your deliverables ready. My pancakes were soggy, the orange juice was warm, and the toast was basically burnt. This isn't the same person who I had hired to spend the rest of my life with. Get it together.

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Dr Sprinkles
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22 days ago

Forgetting KPI's (in the office and at home) should be against the law

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Arthur THE Dent
Always 42 and thank you for all the fish!

22 days ago

Don't make the msitake to be too soft on the review of KPIs

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Catherine Thick Simpson
Change Agent. Corporate Disruptor. Rainmaker. I haven't slept in ten years.

22 days ago

Sounds like burnout. Are you offering any incentives or perks? Or maybe have you considered polygamy? Sharing the load has been great for morale.

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Charles
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Employee #729912 @ Deloitte | Ex-iPad Owner | FBI person of interest

21 days ago

WATCH: Bain W. Kuang saves a marriage in 8 MINUTES!!!

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Taft Stietti
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There cannot be too many ads

22 days ago

@bain_capital - i'm so sorry this happened. I have often been referred to as a patron of soggy flapjacks myself. Please call me back.

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