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My self-published e-book is about the apocalypse. It features hundreds of millions of people driving to the supermarket in their SUVs, flying six times a year, and eating medicated animals for dinner. It’s slow but eventually everybody dies. Preorders open! #writeonceselltwice #hustle

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