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Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
During the seventh time Fook and I repeated preschool, he managed to rally up a mutiny with nothing more than us two, a box of crayons and pieces of fruit. The following day we got promoted after serving a probationary term in the time-out chair. Very talented. You're my #1 customer!
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