Barnadew Jinx, Recycled Prophylactics Salesperson
I'm married to my work, hoping it will leave me too.

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When you think about successful people, you never consider the long hours, the weekends, the sweat and tears that got them there. It's drive and commitment. It's sacrifice. It's an inheritance you get suddenly when an uncle passes away in a car accident after embezzling millions from an illegal midget wrestling immigration service. I didn't even go to the funeral. Tiny people frighten me.

Started Shlinkin' Oct. 21, 2021
Career Progression: πŸ’΅ Paid Intern
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Expertly Hides Secret Midget Fetish

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Didn't watch Dune now or ever

Puts the ’K’ in Jinx

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