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I have been an entrepreneur since before I was born. In 1987, when I was still in the womb, my mom created an instagram account for me knowing that I was destined to be the first influencer with over 128 followers.
As an adult, I have excelled in life. If I am not immediately good at something I stop doing it so I can't be considered bad at something.
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Career Progression: 🏦 Business Titan
Dog on Wheels
Alex Jerff Davidson 🏍 • 11-7-22
Ghostwriter
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 11-8-22
Connection to God (Real)
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 2-2-22
Creative Director Hire
Bain W. Kuang 🐀 • 11-4-22
Reviews
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Virtuous extraordinaire with zero Ego. She will skyrocket your business by eliminating the underperformers. Quite literally!
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Head Bitch of Shlinkedin, First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen in Charge, Dominator of the First Men, Protector of Business, Creator of Chains, and Mother of Dragons
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Marketer of the Week
Dec. 5, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 14, 2022
Verified
Nov. 9, 2022
Verified
Nov. 9, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 8, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Nov. 8, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Oct. 31, 2022
The Quill of Business
Oct. 24, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Oct. 24, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Oct. 17, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Oct. 10, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 12, 2022
Platinum
Sep. 7, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Jul. 25, 2022
Participation Trophy
Jul. 25, 2022
Networking Virginity
Jul. 19, 2022
Endorsements
+ EndorseTurning Underperformers into Delicious Waffles
Very Popular 😉
Caught red handed in preschool
B**S Bitch
Not Helpful on Social Media
Born beautiful
Allegedly bitchy
Inferior Number of Legs
Gorbon: Never Forget
Gorbon Enjoyer
Best Boss for Interns
Enjoys good clapping
Marketing Mastermind.
Medusa gaze
WONK WONK WONK WONK SH-WOOGA MENOI MENOI CLINGY!!
Manifesting Photocopiers
i dont know how her husband lives with her
Don't make me turn this office around
Failed Kindergarten: Doesn’t play well with others