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Constantly engaged for requests for “time with friends and family” and also the curse of the unpaid intern/student wanting acknowledgment/mentoring (read “time”). Ha! Hate to be cold but honestly; that it cuts into billable hours. Suckers!
Career Progression: 💰 CEO
Stroke of Genius
deleted • 11-21-22
Question Everything
Ronald Ulysses Swanson • 10-21-22
Flat Earth
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 9-17-22
Raid for Unionists
Office Spider • 1-9-22
Reviews
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Word of warning: #1 is only a *legal* loser. I lost a round to her during the annual executive pillow fighting tournament. Great to unwind with. You're my number one customer!
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Legal Loser represented me at a legal battle and lost. We've been close since then. Not a great lawyer, but great addition to a pool party. Loves dry martinis and smoked mackerel.
Trophy Case
Platinum
Nov. 12, 2022
Verified
Nov. 12, 2022
Verified
Nov. 12, 2022
Participation Trophy
Oct. 17, 2022
Networking Virginity
Oct. 7, 2022
Endorsements
+ EndorseInferior Number of Legs
#1 in something
Very Popular 😉
Judgmental
Last Place is the New First Place
Loser extraordinaire
Appreciates fine art
Understands benefits of productivity drugs 100%
Everything to lose and nothing to gain
Watch your language!
Paid Endorsement
Friend