John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Born in 1855. I was a serial killer, which is so in right now. Lucky me! They even wrote a children's song about all my aliases. Very sweet. Anyway I'm back and starting a cult. I


I love you. That's right. I love you. Yes you. Your perspective is so interesting and refreshing, I'm in awe of you. I count you as one of my best friends and of those very few, probably the best. I trust you. That's why I am sharing my secret business idea with you. It would be my greatest honor to have you with me on the ground floor. I can't share more here - message me. This is not just a business, it's a philosophy, a way of life, a shift in the paradigm. Join me.

Started Shlinkin' Jun. 3, 2022
Career Progression: 💰 CEO
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Makes great coffee out of a wooden shoe.

Thief. His name is my name too.

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Great cult leader. 5/5