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Let's not pissfart around here. You want "soft" skills? Here we learn real skills. None of these I-just-saw-a-video-give-me-a-certificate-please-so-I-can-put-it-on-my-profile-so-I-can-show-all-my-namby-pamby-connections-I'm-the-greatest-synergizing-stakeholdering-productivising-managering-asswipe-this-side-of-the-HR-desk. NO, son, you can not have one - pull yourself up by your faux-leather jackboots and just listen to me for once in your damned life.
I also like cross-stitch.
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Martina is great. Just need more focus when doing a given task but he/she/it/whatever will get the job done. Pro tip for future employers: give him/her a lot of coffee and that would work!
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Amazingly soft skin
The coarse skin of a sailor
Killing-It-Softly
Skin peels a lot
Tinklewitz !== Tinky winky
Has terrible bingo wings
Excellent Flesh Surface for Crawling Upon
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