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Hi! After almost a decade in sales (and sales management), I jumped at the opportunity to take the wheel of this big 'ol ship we call life. In 2017, I stepped up as CEO of all things, and am thrilled to see what's next for the company.
Career Progression: 🏦 Business Titan
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A being of many names, faces, and genders. Back when the Egyptian dieties fell out of favor, God hid my soul in the body of a cat. I liked it so much, I decided to body hop as a cat for the past millennia. A body that's cute and designed for murder, without the legal repercussions. Brilliant.
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God is real! Real growth but also nothingness. From Alpha to Omega. Just wow!
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Networking Virginity
Jun. 20, 2022
Shplatinum
Feb. 16, 2022
Featured
Sep. 17, 2021
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Jun. 2, 2021
The Diet Koch Award for Largest Net Worth
May. 25, 2021
Post of the Week
Mar. 29, 2021
The Diet Koch Award for Largest Net Worth
Mar. 5, 2021
The Diet Koch Award for Largest Net Worth
Feb. 25, 2021
Headline of the Week
Feb. 16, 2021
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Feb. 16, 2021
The Social Climber Award
Feb. 16, 2021
Post of the Week
Feb. 1, 2021
Headline of the Week
Jan. 10, 2021
Verified
Jan. 4, 2021
Endorsements
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Biblical lessons
I am soaked! Thanks God (Real) <3
Cowardice
in real life i envy and admire sam
Your beard is good.
Being a Real God
A real Mensch
World Shattering Leadership
Bug Creation
I never believed in god until now.
Bug Fix
Patch Fix In The Matrix
HNIC
Supply-side supply chain supplier
Microsoft Excel - Intermediate
bush burning 3/5
rock hard abs 12/10
STOP FOLLOWING ME HOME
Mad Sex Appeal
sexy af
fingering
Those Biceps
Excellent communication skills
Forcing my wife to force me to accept their shlink
B+ for a God is some Holy Shit!!!
Pumps
forgiving
Universal Design and Fabrication
Failed Apocalyptic Attempts 👏
Helping my running back career in high school
Invented weekly sprints
Nice.
Flooding
Humanity
All-knowing
Not taking shit from anyone (in the OT at least)
dank hands
Makes a mean steak.
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class
ShlinkDaddy (Real)
Weed dealer
Sometimes the communion wine is just a bit salty
The Father I Never Had But Always Wanted
im super cut
Has Mysterious Ways
Empowers Businesses Through Miracles
real
Yes
Ducks of War™️ Collector
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #34
If you don't believe in him, believe in his abs!
nepotism
Takes credit for my work
Keeping an eye on things
Destroyer of worlds
Plagues
Spanked!
HaS eXpErIeNcE
Strong armed
Pretty B!tch
Exists
Never Shows Up for Work
Friend
Supernatural Cum Gutters
Ride or die
a real motherfucker
5-star creator
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