Mega Cunt
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Cuntishness has always come naturally to me. When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be famous, will I be rich, heres what she said to me: Cunt sera sera, whatever will be will be, the futures not ours to see, but your certainly a cunt.

Started Shlinkin' Jun. 16, 2021
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