MGNFCNT
"Do not sleep. Be awake on your throne (at four a.m., with a kale-and-white-bean smoothie, crushin' it)."
Career Progression: 💰 CEO
Whistleblower Prevention
Bain W. Kuang • 7-19-22
Wormhole to Meeting
Office Spider • 9-28-21
Greed Attitude
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 6-23-22
BMW M5 CS
Bain W. Kuang • 5-13-22
Reviews
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Suleiman was the only manager I strived to be. Unfortunately, he wasn't very satisfied with my mediocre work output, but I still fully respect him, and wish him best in his next endeavours.
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Suleiman is absolutely magnificent. Almost gave a wedgie to Ferdinand of Habsburg. He is my second-favorite ottoman, only beaten out by my comfortable padded foot stool.
Trophy Case
Marketer of the Week
Jul. 25, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Jun. 27, 2022
Networking Virginity
Jun. 21, 2022
Participation Trophy
Jun. 20, 2022
Endorsements
+ EndorseNice hat
The poor man's Matthew Mcconaughey
Lawgiving (and strangling)
Magnificence
Kicking Habsburg butts
Inferior Number of Legs
Massive hat
Brain Harem
Very Popular 😉