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He was standing over my bed this morning holding an eggplant and asked me if I was still watching. Dude, of course I'm still watching.
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Ned is an amazing leader. He once led me all way to the bottom of the Grand Canyon and then kicked me in the balls and left me there to fend for myself. When I climbed out ten days later dehydrated and covered in bites, he was there waiting with a bottle of sriracha. Love you, Ned.
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