The Real Noah Spacelord, CEO βœ”οΈπŸš€πŸ†
To the moon? Dream big you underachievers.

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When I was just a boy they used to just call me the rocket boy. Look at me now. I am the man who rockets. I am the rocket man. This is what I was born to do, it's in my name.

Founder of SpaceK: Pocket Rocketβ„’ Beta with AYY-EYEβ„’ Technology

Started Shlinkin' Aug. 20, 2021
Career Progression: 🏦 Business Titan
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    Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up

    Oct. 3, 2022

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    The Social Climber Award

    Aug. 29, 2022

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    Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up

    Jul. 25, 2022

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    Networking Virginity

    Jun. 24, 2022

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    The Social Climber Award

    Apr. 25, 2022

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    Hottest Profile

    Apr. 18, 2022

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    Networking Goblin

    Apr. 11, 2022

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    Apr. 11, 2022

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    Marketer of the Week

    Nov. 23, 2021

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    Marketer of the Week

    Aug. 31, 2021

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    Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up

    Aug. 31, 2021

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Stop leaving people on planets

Paid Endorsement

Owes me 500000shares for burning his competitors.

The only Noah that I trust with my animals.

Optical bitcoin is better than space

BRRRRRRRR

Can hold breath a long time.

Top Notch Space Art Dealer

Lover of Space

Collector of Flop Digital Ads

Mushroom Enthusiast

happy birthday

Owner of my DNA

Starman

Great bishop

Spend (accumulative)

Affordable

Has 132K more profile views than the next Shlinker

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Bought my ad

most fake profile views

Works for either Bezos or Musk.

Blast Off? No. Blast On.

Trillion Dollar mindset/grindset

Supreme Oilgarch

β€œKoch” Sucker

Inferior Number of Legs

Has a Space proooooblem

Cameo in first James Webb photos

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Spacing

Only Man higher than me

HM02

Best Space taker

actual funny content

Gets all up in my space and I like it.