Mr Crap
I once sold a lemur to a monkey. That's how you know I am "Mr Crap good business"

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If you disagree with me on business matters I will crack you in the jaw.

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Started Shlinkin' Oct. 14, 2021
Career Progression: πŸ’΅ Paid Intern
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Oct. 26, 2021

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Networking Goblin

Oct. 18, 2021

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Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up

Oct. 18, 2021

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dislocated my shoulder with a hammer, ery nice

Uninspired Flesh Mound w/ Inferior Number of Legs

big business

Firearms License

Adobe Acrobat Reader

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Banana breath

Simian sales

Flyer than an ostrich

gave me AIDS, what a cool guy!