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Sure, I might wear a wig and have been dead for over 250 years, but I've done more to generate value for the "Company" than any of your modern day so called "tech" moguls. Fly into space, puhleeze, try 2 months in the duldrums with a scurvy cabin boy and only a shrivelled lemon for equity! Please don't mention sandwiches or your blocked!
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Reviews
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We are brothers in mind .... while James travels Earth, I do the same in the galaxy
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Decades on the sea and he still has 2 hands and 2 feet! That is not an easy achievement and speaks everything you need to know about Jim.
Trophy Case
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Oct. 26, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Oct. 18, 2021
Endorsements
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Home Invader
Swagness
Master of Minions
Colony of Pants
Has never come down with a case of scurvy
Great seaman (Wait. Which spelling do I want?)
High Tolerance for Pain
Crusader
Not an actual cook