Joe Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
I'm going to facebook this place up! Spleesh with the conciquences.


Through years of hard work, heavy drinking, and drug use I have accomplished my dreams of being a Secret Agent Astronaut Millionaire. In my retirement I have found joy in playing 52 card pickup with close friends.

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Started Shlinkin' Sep. 7, 2021
Career Progression: πŸ’΅ Paid Intern
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His name is my name too

I like cats. Not to eat though...


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