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Has a huge following but keeps living in the pretense of the poor minority. Your pumpkin pie sucks, stop stealing Becky’s recipes
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Does not know about the Pocket Rocket™ Beta with AYY-EYE™ Technology and how popular it is.
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Sep. 27, 2021
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Sep. 13, 2021
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Left turns
Richard Branson
Leadership
Conquests
Hail Nero
Marbles
Self endorsement
Non-lethal cooking
British
egg
Chef Boyardee
Cow milking extraordinaire
Best with egg
Sexy beast
Ramen profittable!
Raw bass
Egg with best
Keeps beating me at CandyCrush
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Soup
All-Soylent meal planner
Gluten-free Ramen
Brothers in arms
Fox News
850 FICO® Score
With Egg Best
With Best Egg
Best Egg With
Egg Best With
Ramen Chef
Sriracha Gotcha
Keeps insisting on using javascript
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #35
Used to work for Zynga
Lovely dimples
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #37
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