Richard M. Nixon
37th President of the United States

COCK

Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy.
Not me, if you ever cared to ask.
Good for you, you're doing great out there without me, baby.
God, I wish that I could do that.
I've lost my mind, I've spent the night.
Crying on the floor of my bathroom.
But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it.
But I guess good for you.

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