The HR Golem
Summoned by an ancient blood ritual in the third fiscal quarter. Vice Czar of HR at Optical Bitcoin.


Anywhere performance must be managed, benefits analyzed, or records updated, there you will find The HR Golem. The HR Golem is not affiliated with any organization. Rather, The HR Golem manifests like an eldritch Lovecraftian colossus, oozing into existence wherever an intern may have girlbossed a bit too close to the sun. The HR Golem refers to itself only in the third person. She/Her.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 5, 2021
Career Progression: ๐Ÿ’ต Paid Intern

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    Each week, we grant the following awards. Don't give up!

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    ๐Ÿพ Corporate Watchdog
    ๐Ÿ“ˆ Most Consistent Brand
    ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ Post of the Week
    ๐Ÿฃ Rookie of the Week
    ๐Ÿ“ข Marketer of the Week
    ๐Ÿ’ผ Most Professional
    ๐Ÿฅฐ Most Enthralling Endorsement
    ๐Ÿ“ฐ Headline of the Week
    ๐Ÿฆ Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
    ๐Ÿ‘น Exorcismโ€  Course Certificate
    ๐Ÿฅœ JIF Peanut Butter Creamy Runner Up
    ๐Ÿ’ฐ The Diet Koch Award for Largest Net Worth
    ๐Ÿบ Bud Light Platinum Refreshing Runner Up
    ๐Ÿง— The Social Climber Award
    ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ Participation Trophy
    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Hottest Profile
    ๐Ÿท ShlinkedIn Conference Attendee
    ๐Ÿชฒ The Bug Lord
    ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Former President
    ๐Ÿ™Œ Contributor
    ๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ The Quill of Business
    ๐Ÿ‘บ Networking Goblin
    ๐Ÿพ 10,000th ShlinkedIn Post
    โŒ Rejection Czar
    ๐Ÿค Networking Virginity
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