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The Pegasus_BIZ is like a unicorn, but with wings. Two wings. Like an airplane that ran into one wall, but still has the ones on the other side. But this horsie has them on both, see. Anyway, it also spits-out business cards and always says "Does anybody want another hit?" and when somebody says yes they spit-out a playing card... and kick the person. At 21, they hover at altitude and spray gold and horse-filth on all.
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Pair of Used Goalie Pads
Hank VanHandsome • 5-5-21
Canadian
Bogdanoff • 9-8-21
Product
Eeee • 9-6-21
Ducks
Kiki • 1-12-21
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She bought my product! 5 stars for just buying product!
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Inferior Number of Legs