The Duck Report™️
Not literally a duck, but sitting nonetheless. Not an employee at Optical Bitcoin.

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The Duck Report™️ brings you not the content you want, but the content you don't need. Don't ask what The Duck Report™️ can do for you, but what you can do for us at The Duck Report™️.

The Duck Report™️is a trade mark™️ of the Advanced Poultry Initiative™️. Now accepting all credit cards (except JCB) and Optical Bitcoin.

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Started Shlinkin' Sep. 4, 2021
Career Progression: 💼 Middle Manager
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Networking Virginity

Aug. 11, 2022

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Marketer of the Week

Sep. 27, 2021

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self-endorsing

Abusing the ™️ tag

Propaganda

Non Fungable Poultry

Accepts Optical Bitcoin

Among Most Desirable DoD contractors.

Great debugging teammate

Turkey Rescuer during Thanksgiving

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Less Than Adequate Number of Legs

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Product Featured in ShlinkedIn Digest #35

Grade-A Sitter

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