Gurby Rosalinda Mine
A girly girl just tryna gather up some belly buttons


When I look down at my stomach I cry. There is only 1 belly button. But that will change. I will get as many belly buttons as I want until my thirst is quenched, and I will take them by force if I have to. Children will cry at the sight of my unclothed body and I will indulge in that pleasure

Started Shlinkin' Jan. 16, 2022
Career Progression: πŸ’΅ Paid Intern
+ Review

Trophy Case

    Nothing yet. πŸ˜”

    Each week, we grant the following awards. Don't give up!

    πŸ† Profile of the Week
    🐾 Corporate Watchdog
    πŸ“ˆ Most Consistent Brand
    πŸŽ–οΈ Post of the Week
    🐣 Rookie of the Week
    πŸ“’ Marketer of the Week
    πŸ’Ό Most Professional
    πŸ₯° Most Enthralling Endorsement
    πŸ“° Headline of the Week
    🏦 Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
    πŸ‘Ή Exorcism† Course Certificate
    πŸ₯œ JIF Peanut Butter Creamy Runner Up
    πŸ’° The Diet Koch Award for Largest Net Worth
    🍺 Bud Light Platinum Refreshing Runner Up
    πŸ§— The Social Climber Award
    πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ Participation Trophy
    πŸ”₯ Hottest Profile
    🍷 ShlinkedIn Conference Attendee
    πŸͺ² The Bug Lord
    πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Former President
    πŸ™Œ Contributor
    πŸ–‹οΈ The Quill of Business
    πŸ‘Ί Networking Goblin
    🍾 10,000th ShlinkedIn Post
    ❌ Rejection Czar
    🀝 Networking Virginity
+ Endorse

Belly button lint

Bzzzzt! Bzzzzt! Bzzzzzzzzzzzt.

Abdomen Hole Full of Egg Spawn Sacks

working on 5th concurrent interest only mortgage

Not Allowed To Be An Organ Donor

Chatty Chick

Inferior Number of Legs

Superior Number of Belly Buttons

Crazy Diamond

Parts collector

Looks good when bent over