Gurby Rosalinda Mine
A girly girl just tryna gather up some belly buttons


When I look down at my stomach I cry. There is only 1 belly button. But that will change. I will get as many belly buttons as I want until my thirst is quenched, and I will take them by force if I have to. Children will cry at the sight of my unclothed body and I will indulge in that pleasure
Started Shlinkin' Jan. 16, 2022
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Inferior Number of Legs

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