Greetings! I am a startup founder based in North Pole. I do bring gifts for all ages as it is the 21st century now.
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
Best boss in the world. Only have to work once per year. Ever since our production line now includes adult toys, the other 364 days of R&D are really exciting. He ever showed me his favourite surveillance videos from the "parents bedroom" department! You're my #1 customer!
Nothing yet. 😔
Each week, we grant the following awards. Don't give up!
Late night business meetings
Rapidly visiting multiple client sites
Material goods provisioning
Mommy like his milk
Sending the bad children our biproduct; asbestos
Top teriyaki grill coal provider
Apotheosis of the Unpaid Immigrant Worker
Making a list and checking it twice
Timely SERP results
Good judge of character