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Builder of dreams. Master pyramid architect. King of Egypt.
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The only person who knows where to find two vast and trunkless legs of stone standing in the desert.
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Easily the richest person ever to have lived, especially after seeing how much is inside that secret chamber hidden underneath the Sphinx. Oh I'm sorry, did I say that out aloud? Also, showed me how to properly enslave those elves to build pyramids of ice. You're my #1 customer!
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Oct. 10, 2022
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Inferior Number of Legs
Pyramids
Well conserved
Worshipping.
Canopic jargon
being Xtra Large
Sandcastle building
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