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4/11 Counts of Boss Babe, Founder @ SKINJY AR [Skincare & Marketing Firm], Influencer @ Optical Bitcoin Blockchain, CEO/CFO/COO/CIO/CTO/CDO Pfizer-BioNTech & Ex-Theranos Executive
Career Progression: 🏦 Business Titan
Document Blowout Sale
Bain W. Kuang 🐀 • 6-9-23
ChadGPT
Duke Slime Esq. • 5-19-23
Pack your desk
Jim Funkalot Beezos • 5-31-23
Sparkle Star
Sebastian Falcorian Luckdragon III • 3-8-23
Reviews
+ Review-
Today, we were listening to The Daily when my four-year-old turned to me gravely and asked “daddy why does Liz Holmes have to say bye bye to her children?” When I told him “because the woke mob likes to jail tech job creators,” he started crying.
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"I was admittedly swept up in Liz as an authentic and sympathetic person. She’s gentle and charismatic, in a quiet way."
Trophy Case
The Social Climber Award
Apr. 17, 2023
Participation Trophy
Nov. 21, 2022
Networking Virginity
Jun. 24, 2022
Networking Goblin
Apr. 4, 2022
Participation Trophy
Jan. 10, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Dec. 13, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Dec. 7, 2021
Hottest Profile
Nov. 30, 2021
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Nov. 30, 2021
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Nov. 23, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Oct. 26, 2021
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Sep. 27, 2021
Verified
Sep. 4, 2021
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Aug. 31, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseMost Influential Person in the World
Top Spinster
#StartupStayUp
Ahead of the (regulatory) curve
Best Skincare Routine
Unpaid endorsement, wink!!
fantastic conversationalist
Straight up hustler
Gullible: will do things for $$
Sexy back hair
Sister
Like a Mother to me.
Verified
Blue Check
Richard Branson
Casa Bonita Influencer
At least she's not that Theranos lady
Warren Buffett
Kate McKinnon is playing her in a Hollywood film.
Horse Hustler🐴
egg
Can't
Won't
Situational Awareness
Series H financing
Milking specialist
Really likes handbags.
Extremely generous while shopping
#Girlboss
Backend hustler
Feminine Power
Can handle any big business you throw at her!
Inspirational Leader
Voice modification
Girl Genius
Men wear dresses too
Prick...of Blood
has good taste
Great voice acting
Quality Blood Delivery A+++
blowjobs
Webex Technician
Deep voice
Felony
Knows Several Words
Turtlenecks
Definitely not Botox
Black Turtleneck Entrepreneurs Social Club™️
Can see the light
Great customer of the legal industry
Who needs science or facts? Trump was president.
Rarely charged with crimes.
Best Business Person of the Year
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #35
CEO of Jail Inc.
not a cult
BEST conjugal slam in the slammer
Lemonade Grenadier
#thought leader
Nicest Red Hat
#everything
Spanked!
Convicted Felon
Count of Monte Christo
Nice Abs
Best baritone and turtleneck pairing.
Ambassador of Global Entrepreneurship
Inferior Number of Legs
Friend of the Admiral
Disgraced Founder
Tech Fraudster
Inspiration
Very trustworthy #girlboss
🤝 Does every single thing she says it's all true 🤝
Would trust with the syrup in my veins
"Endorse me", she said, eating chips.
Can deliver, only if she wants to
Deep voice
Queen of poison
Jimmy Buffet
Best night of my life
Loves Older Men
bought my worn lingerie
Tranny Mark Zuckerberg
Prison
Gentle & Charismatic
Black clothes double as bed