The Duck Report™️
Not literally a duck, but sitting nonetheless. Not an employee at Optical Bitcoin.


The Duck Report™️ brings you not the content you want, but the content you don't need. Don't ask what The Duck Report™️ can do for you, but what you can do for us at The Duck Report™️.

The Duck Report™️is a trade mark™️ of the Advanced Poultry Initiative™️. Now accepting all credit cards (except JCB) and Optical Bitcoin.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 4, 2021
Career Progression: 💼 Middle Manager
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