Rudolph the Reindeer
Christmas is coming

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Second in command at North Pole Industries. Head of logistics for Christmas Corp.

These are the ramblings of a supernatural talking animal trying to work in the human world.

I only work one day of the year, this is what I do on the other 364 days.

Be proud of yourself if can leave all work to the last minute; I leave a whole year's worth to the last day and still manage to pull it off. Every. Damn. Year.

I taught Santa how to pick locks since most houses don't have chimneys these days.

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Started Shlinkin' Sep. 5, 2021
Career Progression: 🏦 Business Titan
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    Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up

    Nov. 14, 2023

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delivers on fucking time

Spearheaded Global Expansion of Green Santa Inc

Star employee - Shined his nose on my behind

GOT MY STICK TO THE RINK BEFORE PUCK DROP

best reindeer

Has my kidney

2-Day Delivery

Logistics Expert

πŸ‘

Can Deliver 1,000 Egg Spawn Easily

Brony Activist

Has got a shiny nose.

Elderberry schnapps

Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #35

Brings light to the masses

Missing Red Nose

Red nose

Bidet hater

Christmas spirit

Not Philanthropic

Dear Reindeer Rain

Better than UPS, that's for sure

Glass ceiling destroyed

All-weather reindeer

Will deliver drugs

remembered to turn off the oven befor leaving home