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After recruiting a couple of parents and a whole bunch of teachers, I became intern, middle manager and CEO in a recruiting agency.
My major and most hated client was International University of Nuuk Department of Theoretical and Historical Middle Management (IUNDTHMM). Really hated them until I first took courses myself
then recruited me as teacher.
Any questions about Middle Management?
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Career Progression: 🏦 Business Titan
Endless glass of Chardonnay
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 3-30-23
Evil Greetings
Todger Dick Ticklewitz • 2-22-23
Psycho Coffee
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 10-25-22
EXCESSIVE GROWTH
Janet E. Barley • 9-19-22
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Gave me a collar with an ID tag with their name and number on it. Not sure if this was a proposal but it really enhances my desirability for recruiters. Now everyone wants to take me home. Genius.
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Little known fact: Baimler Denz invented the Nuuk Nuuk joke. What more is there to say??
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Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
May. 15, 2023
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May. 9, 2023
The Social Climber Award
May. 1, 2023
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Apr. 4, 2023
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Mar. 27, 2023
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Mar. 22, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Mar. 13, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Mar. 6, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Feb. 21, 2023
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Feb. 13, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Jan. 30, 2023
Most Professional
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Jan. 23, 2023
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Jan. 17, 2023
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Jan. 9, 2023
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Jan. 3, 2023
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Jan. 3, 2023
Most Professional
Dec. 27, 2022
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Dec. 27, 2022
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Dec. 20, 2022
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Dec. 19, 2022
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Dec. 13, 2022
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Dec. 5, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 28, 2022
The Social Climber Award
Nov. 28, 2022
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Sep. 26, 2022
Most Professional
Aug. 29, 2022
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Aug. 22, 2022
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Aug. 15, 2022
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Aug. 8, 2022
The Social Climber Award
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Most Professional
Aug. 1, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Aug. 1, 2022
Most Professional
Jul. 25, 2022
The Social Climber Award
Jul. 25, 2022
Most Professional
Jul. 18, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
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Most Professional
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Most Professional
Jul. 4, 2022
The Social Climber Award
Jul. 4, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Jun. 6, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
May. 30, 2022
The Social Climber Award
May. 23, 2022
Platinum
May. 16, 2022
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Jan. 31, 2022
Participation Trophy
Dec. 27, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseSpanked!
Even fires with grill marks
Recruited 2 puffs, then passed
Hire and fire
Using AI to fire faster
Recruited Me Into Her Ear Canals
The Absolute Median of Middle Management
Prefers to be on the bottom, def never middle
Too Cheap to Buy Ads
Rate of Fire is out of this world
Theranos defense team alum
Acquiring, Hiring, Firing
Inferior Number of Legs
Well built, stylish & luxurious as a German car.
🤗🚀🥛
Driven
Empathetic Boss
Butt Stuff
Recruiting the hell out of us
Featured in ShlinkedIn Digest #62
Life saver
Recruiting Blueprint
No hair
Knows what's up about ice bergs and sand.
Recruiting me softly
TheLadders #1 Top Recruiter
Synergy
Very Popular 😉
Hire and fire
Freeloader
Greenlandian Expert
Didn't even know she existed.
HR with ❤️
Would love to be recruited
Saved a special spank just for Baimler
Excellent performance on diet of reindeer ears
Friend
Looks good when bent over
Philanthropee
Introspective and Disruptive Qeen
Never runs out of batteries
Sincerely hates clients
You have such a positive charisma <3
Spanked!
Double spanked!
Taught Malcolm About the Middle
Romantic Office Poetry
Recruited the Pope into the Church of Satan
butt stuff
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